New Kid on the Blog!

So, i have been blogging on myspace and friendster, but now I feel I am ready to free myself of those constraints, and start a real blog! After numerous hours of enjoying my friend EJ's blog (http://ejtakeslife.blogspot.com/) I think that my ridiculous life is ready for these pages.

I have been told that my life would make a hilarious sitcom, and here is the test. So I am working on a new show, a very interesting show, that I will be scantily clad in. I am not necessarily a sun worshipper, and because of this, I have an incredible farmers tan on the back and a very burnt chest. While trying on costumes, my director asked me if I would PLEASE go tanning, to even myself out so I don't look like a FREAK onstage. To this I replied sure! So, today I had my first tanning appointment to get an Orbit tan. What is an Orbit tan you may ask. Well, I have no idea, however, it was quick! I mean 6 minutes was all it took! I know, tanning. . in the summertime!? What gives!? Well let me tell you. For whatever reason, the lounges by my pool do not lay out flat, so in order to lie on your stomach, you have to do a half inverted stomach crunch and hold it for the length of time that you want to lay on your stomach. Oh well, the things we do for theater!!